My wife and I are both ordained in the Universal Life Church, and so we
did our own wedding ceremony. These were our vows:

Cathyn:
To you and before our families and friends I would swear
to love you and be your friend
to respect your feelings, needs, and ideas
to give you advice when I think you need it and
to listen to your advice when you give it to me
to be honest with you
to be thoughtful, caring, and kind
to put no others before us
to open stuck jars and lift heavy things
to stand by your side throughout the vagaries of life
to be your husband

Lillith:
To you and before our friends and family I would swear
to love you and to be your friend
to respect your ideas, feelings, and needs
to give you advice all those times when I think you need it and
to listen to your advice when you think I need it
most important, to be honest with you
to be caring, kind, and thoughtful
to put no others before us
to ask for directions and fit into small spaces
to stand by your side throughout all the vagaries of life
to be your wife

(***)Cathyn: Wife?
Lillith: Yup. Husband?
Cathyn: Yup.
Both: Well, alright then.(***)

Then we put in the rings.

(***) When we were discussing what our vows were going to be, I joked "I
know, I'll just look at you and ask 'Wife?' and you'll say 'Yup. Husband?'
and I'll say 'Yup.' and then we'll both say in unison 'Well, alright
then.'" And it stuck.