Black belt test is almost over.
I went to see my doctor (my real doctor, the Ayurvedic one), and when he started taking my pulses, he said, "Oh, you're one of those!". When he was done, I asked and he said he's only taken one other pulse that was lower, someone who had a rate lower than Lance Armstrong's (32-32bpm). I said that can't be right, mine's always been 60-64bpm. "Nope, it's lower than that." So I got home and checked.
My current resting heart rate is about 50.