You need to take twenty minutes to sit and watch Obama's speech to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, because it's hilarious. And it's impossible to imagine that speech coming from the Shrub.

Massachusetts State Representative Kathi-Anne Reinstein is venturing into territory normally held by the Kingdoms of Stupid (Kansas, Florida and Texas). Bonus points for it being a stupid sex law, which is usually Texas's domain (beyond being the origin of the game-changing Lawrence v. Texas), their ban on selling sex toys was just overturned by the 5th Circuit a few months ago).