Last week's quote from my boss (over AIM, since we talk a lot that way):

<boss> I'm starting to learn that a :-) from you actually means 'fuck off'.
He understands! Best boss ever.

(My meaning of ":-)" actually varies quite a bit, and is only rarely "fuck off".)

Microsoft introduced their Zune music player this week, to compete with the iPod. Apparently, if there's a problem with the software installation, you get Chris