Today I'm wearing my capsaicin t-shirt. On the way back from lunch, as we cross the street to the office, three high school kids blew by on their bikes. Without slowing down, the middle one glances at my t-shirt and says, "Hey, capsaicin!" and keeps going. Awesome.
Uh oh. They found out why all the amphibians are dying: fungus. Crap.
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I think my nieces need one of these.