I screwed up at work, causing a bit of a scramble to get some very important stuff fixed on the eve of a release. Oops. After staying late, my cow-orker's wife packed the two kids into the car to come pick him, and being sort of on their way home, I bummed a ride.

His four-year old daughter asked, "Why don't you have a wife to come pick you up?".

Crazy kids.