america, we hardly knew ye.

New strategy for winning the war on drugs: punish people for not reporting drug offenses! Among other things.

Let this serve as a warning to terrorists about how serious we are: if you show up at the U.S. border with freshly-used weapons, expect them to be confiscated before you're allowed entry.

Of course we know that your appearance makes a difference, but this local girl had some dramatic experiences during her experiments.