ok, I've had one or two.

Hey, neat! The war on terrorism is working as well as the wars on drugs and poverty. Why do we need enemies? America is hell-bent on destroying itself.

Sometimes it's easy to let go, because I can look at my life and I feel a level of absurdity that indicates I should laugh out loud and be a free man--it lets me relax. Everything is as it should be. Everything is fine. It's all very silly.